Toss her a shawl, a tablecloth, SOMETHING!!
Some horrible frenemy (maybe that blonde chick) let this poor asymmetrical lady from The Real Housewives from Some Pathetic Place leave the house in this unfortunate low-cut lavender dress. Those poor boobies are disoriented and searching for somewhere to settle down and rest for awhile.
Ladies, flat-chested or droopy is better than this.
