In our office, we have bagel day once a week. The office pays for a big box of bagels and a bunch of shmears from Einstein's. It's a nice lil' perk that most everyone enjoys, however...
Some people only want half a bagel. Do they put the bagel on the plate face up and cut it in the center, yielding half a top and half a bottom for themselves and the same for someone else? NOOOOOO! These tards hold the bagel up on its side and cut it lengthwise, separating the bottom from the top. They then take the entire top for themselves, and leave the assorted bottoms in the bagel box for the poor fucks who happened to be busy that morning and couldn't go get a bagel until 10 am or so.
I don't like these people.
Thank you.
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